Life stories #1:My Misanthropic Attitude

So, currently I'm now a grown up and now I'm looking back at all the shit that I've done in the entirety of my life.

Sometimes I ask myself if all of this anime stuff is worth it but fuck that question because we all know there's a great wall of china between reality and anime's. But being all dramatic over the course of your life is just pretty much pointless since you can't turn back time and undo whatever it is that happened to you.

For example that one moment where you crashed your car in a brick wall.... a brick wall that a policeman owned. Yeah that didn't happen to me relax.. I'm just making shit up.

Anyway for the first "Life Stories" post I might as well just talk about how I ended up being a misanthropic person. (Misanthrope = A person who hates people)

*CLAP CLAP* Okay let's start off this story at the timeline of my childhood. Growing up in my life is like living inside a box, a box full of nothing and NO, I don't mean that I didn't have any appliances whatsoever or anything. I meant that it was BORING, nothing could really interest me and my mother told me to go outside and talk to other children which is never a viable choice since I had experience with other children... THEY TEND TO BE JERKS. Which I don't really want to experience that much.

And so, since my mother knew that I don't always want to go outside of the house she bought me a Nintendo Entertainment System, yeah that one where you can play fucking duck hunt and act like a bad ass when you shoot those ducks and like the kid who just searched porn for the very first time.. I was entertained, which was all the time. But it came that day where I had to say goodbye to that good ol' friend, (It was decimated by the REAPERS ME3 reference)

Anyway, I'm guessing I was in 6th grade in elementary school when I had no other choice but to talk to these BORING PEOPLE. God(Haruhi), I really was trying to become interested, you know?... I really tried but holy shit do they always talk about the shit that I don't want to talk shit about and so I finished middle school with people which are uninteresting as fuck. Seriously, who the hell talks about THE SOIL?! unless this is fucking science class but no it's not. Unless he can make interesting and funny metaphors that would be somewhat interesting.

So let's get on with High school, yeah this is where the asshole students come in, the sluts who date guys which are pretty much assholes but they always complain of how much of an assholes their boyfriends are whilst having a guy over there always interested in you, not being an asshole and trying to be NICE TO YOU. (Oh, that was...uhm.. I dunno)

So anyway, high school begins, yeah this is gonna be a warm breeze to a baby face... except it wasn't, it was like a tornado to a fucking house.I can't believe how irrational the teachers are and how annoying they were, they have to make a fucking way to make you understand what they're saying, it's like they're giving you a puzzle, instead of just answering you DIRECTLY, like what should a TEACHER do.TEACHER came from the word TEACH you dimwits, you're supposed to LEARN, not solve a puzzle just to understand what you're trying to say.

So anyway, we forgot the point, I'm here to talk about how became I misanthrope and that was getting very tangental. So that whole experience in High School really supported my reasons as to why I need to be a lone wolf and be much more of a misanthrope. Because students there in my school would spout out his or her life stories (Which is pretty much what I'm doing right now but PEOPLE ASKED FOR THIS) like you've got a documentary crew behind you recording his/her stories.

One time a girl asked me where was his boyfriend because she's going to ask him on a GETAWAY on the weekend, 2-day vacation huh? not bad... But this is what I said after she told me about their GETAWAY,

That Girl: Did you see my boyfriend anywhere? I'm gonna ask him on a getaway this weekend...

Me: Oh, I don't really know where he is... he's probably... ANYWHERE by now.. (I added stress on the ANYWHERE)

That Girl:God, or can you tell him about our getaway?

Me: GET AWAY...

That Girl:Yeah, getaway (she didn't get what I said)

Me: GET... AWAY!

Then off she goes oh and by the way, I was in the place because I was reading a book that was much more INTERESTING than the people doing magic at the first floor of the building.

Anyway, I was really trying to find a PERSON who is interesting enough.. Seriously, my whole life is just a match that burns for entertainment and if I don't find one that light will just burn out, for short I'm gonna go bored and do all the unusual shit I do, which makes more boredom and doesn't add up to ENTERTAINMENT.

So let's wrap high school up, it was boring, I passed it, shit never happened there, people are jerks, the girls there are fucking idiots and many more but that really sums up the experience.

So you're probably still asking this question; "how the hell did you end up being a misanthrope?"

Well, let's make it short, the people I know are boring and I hate them because they're boring and should never get close to me. But I have exceptions to my rule, the only exception is.. That if they have the same interests as me and share the same belief as me or at least he doesn't think that his belief is rational and logical.

So currently, I'm living the life of always going to conventions.. Living inside a house full of anime posters and nenderoids, figma's, posters, dvd's, cd's, cards and all the anime merchandise I can buy also I live the life of GAMING, which is like wasting time in front of the:



PC
PS1
PS2
PS3
Xbox
Xbox360
Nintendo Wii (Which sucks)
PSP PHAT
PSP GO
PSP 3000
PS Vita
Nintendo Entertainment System (He's back!)
Nintendo64
Nintendo Gamecube
Sega Saturn
Sega Dreamcast
Commodore 64 (too, freaking old!)
Gameboy
Gameboy Color
Gameboy Advanced
Gameboy Advanced SP
Gameboy Micro
Nintendo DS
Nintendo 3DS

And just so you know, some of those things are really fucking old and getting all of those took me I think 5 years... especially getting that commodore 64 (I found it in my parents house sitting there still plugged in to that mini TV I owned when I was about 7 yrs old)

Anyway, my life now currently revolves around those things I said above, Yeah, you can call me a loner if you want but going outside and deal with boring people is much more annoying than dealing with the red ring of death or the blue screen of death. Also I think Dr.House pretty much influenced me that much in being clever in arguments or being a clever misanthrope. I don't really know.. lol, but you can bet that this guy really influenced me.

Oh and yeah, I do have some friends but there are just a few of them and they're all addicted to anime's like me and also games and also cosplaying... I'm not a total loner in a sense...

So anyway, that's all...
Bye-Nee