Thursday, May 31, 2012

Anime Review: MM!

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Holy hell, this anime is the very definition of BORING. Especially when they do the usual thing they do but put so little thing to SPICE IT UP, it's just the same thing over and over Allow me to let you drown your head in the putrescent  waters of knowledge.



Information On This Anime

Type: TV Series, 12 episodes
Year: 02 Oct 2010 to ?
Summary: Sado Tarou suffers from sexual masochism; he experiences sexual pleasure from pain. He feels he won’t ever have a normal relationship with his condition and decides to visit the Voluntary Club, a place that grants students’ wishes, for a cure. At the club, he finds Isurugi Mio, a girl who thinks she is a god, and Yuuno Arashiko, the girl who caused his condition in the first place.

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

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Comments On The Anime And Thoughts On It

This is probably one of the worst comedies I have ever seen in my entire life, let me elaborate, at first it was like a my friend and I running late, but at the very time we were running towards the place he pulled me to the side and he danced hare hare yukai, now that's quite laughable at first but I told my friend that we are running really late and then we ran again, but now he pulled me again to the side and did the same thing he did last time. My point here is that, repeating the very SAME THING over and over again is a way to drive away your audience MM, meaning that a thing that get's repeated a wee-bit too many times will get BLAND.

Remember how lucky star pulled off a great comedy? it was just plain ol' slice of life with comedy elements, 
on the other hand this anime pulled so many stuff, robots and other stuff, but the end was always the same, just a guy being called really really hard hitting names and the guy flying off towards the sky or just getting hit so many times, which happens A LOT.

I didn't finish this anime for the same reason that I always had since then, that it's not my fault that I could get entertained in the last part but since you were taking the piss to hard, it made me want to get away from your stinky smell, meaning that this anime did not entertain me enough, just to get me to finish 12 god damn episodes. I can't believe how oblivious the creators of this anime was, yes, they referenced a few anime's(Which I find amusing) but if you're going to reference other people's work, do it in an epic way or in a funny way, the creators were really that fucking oblivious?

They didn't realize they were repeating the same sequence of scenes over and over or is it just for the SPECTACLE? Yes, probably this is just for the spectacle, this anime is just for letting you watch large amounts of ecchi stuff, they just don't care about what they show there in the screens, they just care about finishing episodes like they're rushing it or something, but if I'm right that this is just about SPECTACLE rather than making a GOOD ANIME then it did a good job on being a SPECTACLE ANIME, but as viewed as just an anime, it did a CRAPPY JOB.

Now, clean up your mess MM!, we don't want you here..
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The Legendary Nitpicking Division

1.Main Character Guy #1 (Ep 1)
- A hardcore masochist, now. I don't know, this looks like a one way road towards tsundere characters and all that crap

2."Because of dirty pigs like you that this world never becomes peacefull" (Ep 1)
- That statement was towards MCG (Main character guy) ... Okay, for one, it's not actually his fault that he has that condition.

3.Okay, A main girl character #2 punching this MCG #1 like there's no tomorrow (Ep 1)
- Seriously, I was interested. Then here's another usual girl character that we see, ALWAYS see in this realm of anime. Thanks MM, I was about to get interested then you ruined it. Well let's see...

4.Ultimate "Oh my god!" moment. (Ep 1)
-Hey guys, just giving you a heads up on this one. Seriously, I can't believe so much shit can happen in one episode FLAT.

5."Baka" Dear freaking anime gods (Ep 1)
- Another line given by a tsundere character, well, that's like a one way ticket to being a generic character.

6.An unbelievably powerful punch from a girl right at the start of the episode (Ep 2)
- That's another road to being a usual episode. But, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, it's just the start of the episode 

7.Androphobia. (Ep 2)
- So, we have the GMC #2(Girl Main Character) here, so from the looks of it she has Androphobia. The phobia I fucking hate because it's a one way road to a guy being punched in the face with unusual demonic strength. Which has been seen since the dawn of anime's 

8.Finally... A relief (Ep 2)
- We get a semi-tsundere character who is; 1.An androphobe 2.Has big boobs(Which the usual tsundere has flat chests's) 3.TALL 4.Doesn't have a squeaky voice 5.

9."Nothing can come between our passions" That's coming from the MCG #1's sister. (Ep 2)
- Incest or what?... Alright, I'm not bothered by it. Incest is the usual shit you get to see on fakku.net and yes, I go there.

10.[Spoiler] So GMC#2 got some bad run-in with a guy (Ep 2)
- That's a valid reason to be an androphobe, but dear god, I don't want to watch another anime where the guy character gets punched and then flies away as if he has no MASS whatsoever.

11.We got a doctor over here... (Ep 3)
- Who looks like that woman in asura cryin, the one who has guns inside her body? and also... Yuri... In this episode..

12.Okay, New character. (Ep 3)
- She's a girl and a friend of that girl who has androphobia, try guessing what's next. If you guessed that he hates the main guy, damn right you are and If you don't, well that's fine. Okay, my point here is that..... THAT'S A FUCKING ORIGINAL CHARACTER, THANK YOU! Seriously? another HATEABLE character get's introduced, crap. I hope she doesn't get a lot of screen time because these kinds of characters are what I hate these days.

13.Main Character Guy#1: "Our first time seeing each other.. and she's calling me a.. Dog?" (Ep 3)
- How about you do your best as a main character and slap the living hell out of that girl because she's disrespectful and annoying also another character with an annoying HIGH PITCHED VOICE. Okay, not all high pitched voice characters in anime's are annoying but this one IS.

14.New girl character in EP3: "Don't come near Arashiko" (Ep 3)
- Yeah, you may be a good friend of hers but don't be all judgemental, how about you don't get close to her because your touching her in a VERY EROTIC WAY. Well, screw logic in anime's. Because, seriously, you can't find characters in these types of genre's who thinks with LOGIC and somewhat HUMAN-LIKE.

15.Here's something... (Ep 3)
- So the androphobic girl needs help. One of her annoying friends (Yeah, the one who got introduced in the first scene of Ep 3) decided that it's better for her to go to an "All girls school" well, that may sound like a good choice. But what's gonna happen if she graduates from that school? Again, she will be exposed to men and many of them. How about dealing with underlying cause of her problems, let her hang out with Mr.Masochist over here so we can work things out. But nooooo, Ms.Main Character#1 over decided to say that "There are only some things that can only be done here, here at the Secondary volunteer club" I don't know about that sentence. But my answer up there was a wee-bit better than what this ungrown kid gave.

16.It's all fun and games... (Ep 3)
- Until somebody get's a fucking trauma

17.Okay, his masochism ruined the scene (Ep 3)
- THE SCENE HAD THE ATMOSPHERE! WHAT THE HELL!? And then of course Ms.Androphobe over here slaps Mr.Masochist in the face which thrown the entire scene at a trash can nearby. Well, what did I expect... This is a comedy right?...

18. The guy got punched, like hell.... (Ep 3)
- Fuck, is it right if I remember Clannad or what?...

19.And then, Ms.Main Girl Character#1 Said; "Let's go on a date Pig-boy" (Ep 4)
- Yeah, as good as that may sound..... IT'S A TRAP.. And it's not gonna end well.

20.And so the date goes on (Ep 4)
- Galge style...

21.That crossdressing best friend, Mr.Masochist has (Ep 4)
- seriously, how can you not love him.. Er.. Her.. Whatever. We have another contender for Hideyoshi. YEAAAAH!

22.HOLD ON! Questions first. (Ep 4)
- How the hell did these people get a church anyway? I mean.. Seriously?.. How does one get a church and make them do all kind of stuff in that CHURCH or CHAPEL or whatever.

23.Yeah, Wait. Hold on a minute cowboy (Ep 4)
- Don't carry her to the hospital like that, remove that wedding dress. Also, whatever the hell happened to calling the ambulance?... I'm willing to bet if you're running to the hospital, then the hospital might be near. 

24.Screw whatever the hell happened in july 14th 1789
- What's important is whatever the hell happened in 1946 where they invented planes that fits into a persons leg. (Wait... Wrong anime right?)

25."I know this because I'm a Genius" (Ep 5)
- No, what you said that all high school guys are perverts, that's quite a stereotype rather than actually knowing that because your a GENIUS.

26."Making-All-Humans-Pervert-Plan" (Ep 5)
- Is it just me or is it kinda a good idea in terms of comedy and... PLEASURE?..

27.A giant robot?... (Ep 5)
- looks like we threw the word called REALISM outside the window now...

28.Now we got a super saiyan.. (Ep 5)
- making sense is not the word anymore.. 

29.You expect me to give a crap about you after how annoying you were?! (EP 5)
- Well then, sorry but you did your job as an annoying character but a character that I can give a crap about is not definitely you.. 

30.Did he just rip another move from DBZ?... (Ep 5)
- You can rip all you want now.. IF you can do an awesome rip out of it

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 [Scoring]                                             Ratings On This Anime
1 = YOU FAIL / Eeh? I only saw a quarter of fanservice     (the 2nd sentence is for fanservice ratings)
2 = MEH! / I guess there's not much fanservice
3 = A Shrug / Hmmm, There is! Fanservice
4 = Somewhat it's kinda good / Woopsy daisy that's fanservice alright
5 = Average / Okay, Currently looking at more fanservice scenes
6 = Good / That's a daily dosage of fanservice 
7 =  GOOD!! *Interested Eyes* / More fanservice!
8 = Very good / Much more fanservice
9 = Holy crap! It's awesome / Holy crap! I'm nosebleeding
10 = Perfect, now get out of here before I die of awesomeness from you / I think I'm swimming in my own blood, that came out from my nose.

1.Story 1/10 - Well, I'm betting that the "ROMANCE STORY" will happen right at the end of the anime or by it's few last episodes... But fuck all else happened with those 5 episodes, so I have every god damn right to put 1 on the scores for the story and also, this is never the kind of anime to search for great STORIES.

2.Artwork 8/10 - Now, remember what I told you about this being all about spectacle? Now gonna prove my point with that score, even though it was shitty as hell, it didn't lack the ARTWORK, it had details and all that, just for spectacle...

3.OP Song 6/10 - I'll officially say that, I liked the OP... It was kinda catchy, but that's all there is to it.
   ED Song 5/10 - Your average kind of ED but I think the voice sounds kinda familiar, like it came from Baka Test or something

4.Concept 6/10 - Tell you what, the only non-generic cast I saw is the main character itself and the other character who crossdresses and turns maniac whenever he turns into his crossdress mode, now that's just character concepts, how about concepts as a whole anime?... Well, A club about granting wishes or something and there goes the main character who is a MASOCHIST, that's quite original is it not?...

5.Fanservice 10/10 - I just told you about this being all about spectacle, don't ask again...

6.Romance in it 1/10 - like what I said, fuck all else happened in terms of the ROMANCE that was promised in the genre, only subtle hints of the character's emotions, which is contributing NOTHING..... It just gives off the slight surprise, but again, they want to make it predictable as hell, now they're doing something right for once...

7.Entertainment Rate 2/10 - Now, personally, I found this anime at first very unique but then they decided repeating and you might as well stop at the first repeated scene...
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OP Song



ED Song


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So This Anime?
Pass, Average, Fail?

Obviously this anime is a big FAIL, for obvious reasons of repeating itself too many times... Seriously, who the hell laugh's at this guy getting punched to the air? what the fuck is this? a childs anime? Unless you're a fucking feminist (Which is stupid)

Well, if it IS your first time going to watch an anime, this is probably not the anime to get you hooked in into anime, but this anime is definitely the warning of what to expect in OTHER ANIME's, this anime just blatantly warned us too much times...

But I guess if it's for spectacle, then watch it, if you're here for entertainment, don't watch it.
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Advised To

1.People who never get bored of seeing the same shit over and over
2.STUPID FEMINISTS
3.People who like a very random anime
4.People who like how team rocket get's blown into space...
5.If it's the first time for you to get to see a somewhat ecchi anime.. (Seriously, get to fakku.net)
6.People who get A WEE BIT TOO EXCITED WHEN AN ECCHI SCENE COMES UP. (ugh..)
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What this anime has taught me

That if you're a sexual masochist, you will get a sucky life.... That's what they were trying to convey in the past 5 episodes that I watched, showing ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE for the main character, I know it's for his masochism but a little bit of REMORSE, PLEASE.

In all seriousness, this anime never taught me anything...
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Some Pictures




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Link To This Anime
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When the hell are they going to make a jewel encrusted anime?!....

Well, that's all for now
Bye-Nee





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