Saturday, December 29, 2012

Anime Review: Sword Art Online

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Well, No wonder this anime gets a lot of votes for the title "Anime Of The Year" but you know I'm here to NOT agree with that statement.


Information on this Anime

Information:
Alternative Titles: S.A.O, SAO
Type: TV, 25 episodes
Year: Jul 8, 2012 to Dec 23, 2012
Age rating: N/A
Summary:
The only way to escape is to ‘clear’ the game. Death in game means actual ‘death’ —-
The ten thousand who have logged onto the as of yet mysterious game ‘Sword Art Online’ using their Nerve Gear have been forced into this perilous death game and are trapped inside.
Protagonist Kirito, one of the many gamers, has greeted this ‘truth’.
He plays as a solo player in the giant castle that is the stage for this game —- ‘Aincrad’.
To meet the conditions of clearing the game and leaving this twisted virtual world, he must get through all 100 floors. Will Kirito have what it takes to clear the game, or will he die trying?
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Game, Romance

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Comments and Thoughts About It

I have to say I'm quite impressed, much like what happened with me and Hyouka, anyway as a romance anime this anime very neatly justified the reason as to why Kirito sacrifices his ass to save Asuna, seriously, I was expecting a love story with the same generic characters the boy being a pushover and the girl being a tsundere retard genetic character who can't tell anyone how she really feels but to my surprise I get an anime where the romance part is done PROPERLY this time and not just some half assed shit that writers usually do.

As an action anime this is pretty much the GOLD STAR of this series actually, I mean come on, fight scenes having smooth and actual movement, not like other fighting scenes where you just put on effects of sparks whenever the two fighters hit each other. But then again, I can't really describe more in terms of action there's always the part where your hair stands up also there's the part where you feel so awesome because of the characters anyway that's about it.

I also love how much MMO-babble was there, them actually talking about points and HP's and technical stuff inside the game was a plus because they actually do their research and not just have characters spouting out shit that will make most gamers cringe and punch the writers face in. Also in adventure terms? Well the world of the online game they're in is pretty much all the adventure you want but here's the catch as to why I don't think this anime deserves really the title "Anime of the year"

Because if you watched Tower of druaga... YOU CAN JUST PRETTY MUCH GET THE SAME THING ONLY DONE BETTER. Actually I could say Tower Of Druaga and SAO is on par with each other, seriously when all the fanboys came out running saying things like that, nobody ever remembered about Tower of druaga. I feel sad for that underrated anime. Anyway don't take this as a bad thing its just SAO is just too overrated because the fans again can't stop talking about it for 5 seconds.

Also another thing I didn't like from the anime is that at the end of the first half of the anime, *spoiler* I think that part where Kirito gets off his nervegear I actually thought that everything was going to be fine and dandy after that and then ASUNA GETS INTO ANOTHER SITUATION WHERE KIRITO IS GOING TO BUST ASS AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL!? If you're gonna make an end to the problems of the characters make sure that there's a hint of another problem coming not just put that out there and ruin expectations from the viewer.

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The Legendary Nitpicking Division

1.Her sister...
- I'm not really sure if this kid likes kirito or not. But to be safe I'll say yes.

2.Incest
- Yeah.. Uhm, well I've read hentai doujins containing incest but this is probably the closest incest I can get with legit big name anime's.

3.The bad guys
- A little bit more of your childish reasons... Seriously, quit doing that with bad guys, where you make their reasons for being bad really lame, like some sort of reason where they want to be god or something, that only makes up for the fact that you're making a cartoonishly evil bad guy.

4. Alfheim Online
- Amazingly they have the same exact pallete color and layer colors for Kirito's suit. The black and grey colors are the same for the different games. Oh wait, I guess this is a bit too nit picky.

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Another Round Of Thoughts

Story - Well lets get this story straight, lets simplify this, like what I usually do, The players of SAO get trapped in this virtual reality world, they can't log out now because of this they have been given the mission to finish all 100 floors of SAO so that they can log out again, 2nd half of the story will be SPOILER-ISH so becareful not to read it.

The whole second part of this bravado is Kirito learns that Asuna is being claimed by this asshole whom I want to stab in the neck because he's annoying as hell. Anyway Asuna is still trapped in her nervegear and to save her Kirito needs to play alfheim online because there was information that Asuna is in it. Now let me think why can't the bad guy just delay Asuna on her nervegear for a bit and let this Kirito boy play the game and make him think that Asuna is actually inside the game, since the bad guy is the GM of Alfheim online that would be too easy for him and then after delaying Kirito he can take Asuna and get his marriage done since her father is already approving of it, then after that Kirito can now cry because everything that he's done is already futile and he gets nothing in the end, only despair.. Wow that would be a dark ending but anyway a story that is given to me by SAO has way too many loopholes or should I say, too many decisions that the bad guy should have not taken. But again the story is not BAD its fine actually I just found the bad guy not wise enough to think.

Artwork - Well there was the occasional 3D moments but I'm going to talk about the animations which is finely done in this anime, especially in the fight scenes. Well other than that there's the usual anime faces. Also really nice look in terms of the in-game HUD the HP BARS the inventory, I'm really impressed that it was actually looking legit like it was a real game or something. But obviously they can just copy it from other games.

OP and ED - Fine I guess?... Sorry, I was so dug in to the part where the episodes contain stuff that had MMO things in them, I was too invested to the point that I was skipping the OP and ED, that only means that the OP is either too boring to hear and too boring to watch and the ED also is either too boring to hear and too boring to watch. Either way you can just give yourself an opinion as to whatever the hell the ED and OP is.

Fanservice - NONE, go away.

Romance in it - A very good romance genre anime, seriously characters who bust their ass for their loved ones should have actual and legit reasons to actually busting their ass to save their loved ones, like this one Kirito and Asuna started out slow then developed then more and more development happens to their relationship to the point that there is actual and legit LOVE. So basically this gives him reason to save Princess Peac..Err.. I mean Princess Asuna from the grips of Bows... I mean from the grips of that bad guy whom I can't remember. Seriously, if Asuna and Kirito were totally lame partners and they didn't have stuff that happened to their relationship then the whole saving Asuna part of this anime is just going to be a round of questions saying "Why the hell is Kirito sacrificing himself for this girl?!!?" that's why this part of the romance is important, to actually give Kirito a reason to do what he has to do.

Action in it - Definitely another good part of SAO is the action, like what I've said earlier they made it good with the fact that movements from the characters while fighting are there. Every move, okay maybe not every move but most of it. If you're looking for a good action anime with romance bits, this is definitely the anime for you.

Adventure in it - There's not really an adventure here... Well they go to places but in adventure genre anime's the journey towards the destination is what actually matters, here they just show them in the place already. That's why adventure should be seriously removed in the genre part, they'll just give the viewer a whole bunch of ideas as to what the anime is and then get their expectations trashed.

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OP and ED

OP 1

OP 2


ED 1


ED 2
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So this anime?
Pass, Average, Fail

Well, I did point out many flaws from the anime but it can still stand up on its own and also its a definite AVERAGE, not only is it a good romance, its a good blend of action and also the techy stuff. Oh and also you should be ready for twists in this anime, there has got to be 3 twists or 4? I'm not really sure. Anyway don't be discouraged by those flaws those are only minor but seriously don't treat it as Anime Of The Year, this anime still has lots of exp to get from other anime's.

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Advised To
1.MMO players.
2.Fans of games!
3.Loves a bit of Romance in an Action anime.
4.Simple save the princess kind of story.
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Well, again this is just it. You guys go get a Happy New Year, I'm out.




Sunday, December 23, 2012

Anime Review: Hyouka

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Seriously, Kyoto Animation, if you’re going to support new anime’s please support anime’s like these, these sort of anime’s who actually try to make GOOD anime’s and not just some sort of run over the mill moeblob type anime that you guys usually do. But I forgive KyoAni cause they still made some of the greatest gems of the anime industry.


Information On This Anime 


Alternative Titles: Hyou-ka, Hyouka: You can’t escape, Hyou-ka: You can’t escape, Hyoka
Type: TV, 22 Episodes
Year:Apr 14, 2012 to Sep 16, 2012
Age rating: N/A
Summary:
Oreki Hotaro is a high school boy, who always acts passively. One day, he enters “Koten Bu (Classic Literature Club)” as recommended by his elder sister.
There he meets Chitanda Eru, Fukube Satoshi, and Ibara Mayaka. Chitanda is a calm beautiful girl but she turns into an embodiment of curiosity once she says, “I’m interested in it (Watashi, Kininarimasu)”. Fukube is a smiling boy with a fantastic memory, he never deduces anything on his own. Ibara is a short girl and is strict with others and herself. She loves Fukube, but he always dodges her approaches.
They begin to investigate a case that occurred 33 years ago. Hints of the mystery are buried in an old collection of works of the former members of Koten Club. The collection is titled “Hyouka”.
Genre: Mystery, School



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Comments and Thoughts About It

Wow, to the creators of this anime hands down mate, you got me, you know, I actually thought that this anime would be the same moeblob type of anime that I’ve seen redone by KyoAni every damn release but thank the lobster gods that KyoAni released something that will freaking end the year again with a bang!

What I liked about this is they captured how mystery type anime’s should work out. Remember that mystery anime’s should always leave you asking for the answer or leave you answering the question at hand also I like how the clues don’t derail you from the answer because some mystery anime’s do, they give you clues and when the clues are too broad then it would derail you thinking of something really far away from the answer given by the anime. Because I’m big on mystery type anime’s, I’ve seen not quite a lot of them but answering legit mystery questions makes you look like a detective is it not?

Also if were talking about characters with actual depth then this anime would be a good topic, characters whom you just see with only one side of their personality is just.. Meh, no depth is in there it doesn’t really help them look more human like meaning more depth.
 Okay I’m sorry but I really need to spoil this in order to give an example just skip ahead to the next paragraph if you don’t want to read this, anyway look at Fukube san his personality at first was always shown as energetic, easy going, happy but when he got affected by jealousy he turns into something else, he wants to achieve more, he wants to be greater but at the same time grounded due to the fact that he’s not capable of doing  so.

In terms of adding more depth there’s also a side of this anime that got a really nice touch, the character development, you know how in other anime’s character development was always like, not apparent or not being shown in a way that viewers would actually recognize it or care about it, it’s a good thing that this anime tried to make it, otherwise its just gonna be another hard road to hoe in terms of convincing viewers that there was actual character growth or development
I kinda wanna wish that the series took a darker end, there was a possibility for a twist there but I suppose that kind of end is supposed to be a tie leading to another season which would probably be good depending on how well Season 2 would do, if there ever is even a season 2.  Well, lets probably hope for swiftness in this Season 2, ahaha… No seriously, I want this Season 2 out like in the near future.

I also want to thank the creators that they didn’t badger the viewers witch a bunch of cliché moments between the main character and his *air quotes* “Love Interest” Seriously way too many writers did that already and its just an easy way out for them leaving a lame ending, well at least the ending we got is sort of a cliffhanger so its not really fine to judge it like that but its different at best.

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The Legendary Nitpicking Division


1.Her sister
-What the hell is up with her sister? Why doesn’t she show her face? Does she have a large scar in her face? (No, there wouldn’t be)

2.Silly problems
- Sometimes the characters  get  a little bit too worked up about small things…

3.The given clues
- Sometimes the given clues in this anime, requires that you know at least something about Japanese letters or how you pronounce things depending if its this or that, sorry I couldn’t give a good explanation because I suck at this particular area of being an otaku.

4.I can't help but think..
- WHERE THE HELL IS OREKI'S PARENTS? I've seen them in one episode where he was shown inside his house but when he gets another scene where he's inside of his house, NO PARENTS.

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  Another Round Of Thoughts

Story – Again, let me redo the plot of this thing. The anime revolves around the members of the classics club, they solve mysteries together or should I say Oreki solves the mysteries then Ms.Kininarimasu or should I say Ms. Chitanda is the one asking the questions, as the story moves forward some of the characters realize something in themselves but it isn’t actually worth mentioning because that’s just me pointing out the character development and so the story moves forward again now the mysteries are quite smaller than the usual two episode or 3 episode or even the grand 5 episode mystery but one things for sure the relationship between Chitanda and Oreki is unsure.

Now that’s actually just the entire content of the show, if you consider the OVA which was just done for fanservice purposes . Kinda insubstantial huh? But that’s just on paper, the content like this in the show is enough for this show to be substantial.

Artwork – Ever seen K-On? Just renew the way KyoAni does the eyes for the character and also renew the way their hand-size. That’s about the only artwork I can see here….  I guess I should mention the way that the animation was done, ever saw Hyouka on blu-ray?.. It was just… Naah, same thing that you see the 3D parts of the animation just looked iffy especially in the movie episode, they combined the 3D-ish dimension with the characters 2D – dimensions that just looks iffy as hell. They’re good but combining those two things is like putting red bull on your other hand and coffee on the other you drink both and you die.

OP and ED – The first OP was definitely my favorite.. Well lets talk about if it fits.. 1st OP? IT FUCKING FITS, 1st ED? Didn’t fucking fit, 2nd OP? fit but was not good as the first one, 2nd ED fitted perfectly with the whole Sherlock and Watson style for the characters.

Fanservice - If you want to look at girls with ecchi scenes... Go away, seriously this is not for you. I suppose there are a few fanservice moments but that's just usual to my eyes now, a kid who just discovered anime's would probably get there hands all wet and do something with something... Okay lost my train of thought there... Anyway what was I talking about?.. OH yeah, The fanservice in this anime is only a little bit so if you like anime's with a little bit of fanservice then go ahead with this one.

Mystery in it - Like what I've said a good mystery anime would leave you baffled about what could the answer be or it can make you answer it yourself, this particular feat of mystery anime is the same as what I could describe as a good mystery anime and the fact that you're not just watching there guessing with no clues is always a plus.

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OP and ED

OP 1

OP 2

ED 1


ED 2

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So This Anime?
Pass, Average, Fail

a definite PASS would be the best for this anime, seriously you can point out the flaws of this anime like how some of the characters are just as generic as fuck but that's not really what you're going to look at huh? Also these are probably the kind of anime's that just goes by unnoticed, I don't want that to happen its a good anime, not generic, has actual depth to the characters their personality is not just like a flat piece of paper. Seriously, please don't make moeblobs anime's anymore KyoAni... =.=" I've had it with those sorts of anime's.

Also on a side note if you don't know this... Chitanda Eru is being voiced by Ritsu. (You know what I mean)

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Link To This Anime

1.http://www.animefushigi.com/anime/hyouka
2.http://www.animeultima.tv/watch/hyouka-english-subbed-dubbed-online/

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Again, that's all for now, well, have a merry x-mas, I guess?... I'm out..

Monday, November 5, 2012

Anime Review: Bakemonogatari

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Gosh, it's been a long time... I've never done any actual reviewing.. Well, I remember watching bakemonogatari and not making a review for it, So I might as well do a review for that since it's a damn good anime to watch.




Information On This Anime
Related Anime:
Sequel: Nisemonogatari
Type: TV Series, 15 episodes
Year: Jul 3, 2009 to Jun 25, 2010
Age rating: R – 17+ (violence & profanity)
Summary:
Although there are still traces of the brief period he became a vampire, third year high school student Koyomi Araragi is human again. He happens upon others with their own supernatural problems and finds that he can empathize. Koyomi becomes involved in their lives, seeking to help them and occasionally asking for advice from Meme Oshino, the homeless man who helped him become human again.

Genres: Action, Comedy, Mystery, Psychological, Romance, Slice of life, Supernatural, Harem, Magic,

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Comments And Thoughts About It   

So.... Where should I start with this... Probably the apparent art style of the anime, remember how Baka Test and MSMM had those unreal colors for their shades? and remember how MSMM had those paper cut out styles? Well, in this anime you can see the resemblances from like a mile away. I'm not saying its a bad thing but I kinda wanted to just point it out ( IKR, stupidity at best)

Oh, yeah the genre's probably I'll say this is not the best ROMANCE anime but they done well in terms of making "ROMANCE" since that's part of the genre. But, we should probably rule out the slice of life part since it doesn't portray real life stuff, aside from it being a Harem its not the same as other generic Harem anime's, like that anime Hoshizora, that was a Harem anime but literally Bakemonogatari has differed in terms of being a Harem.

Also I would like to point out that sometimes when the characters are having a conversation, please make the background music RIGHT. I couldn't guess what the tone was, were they having a funny conversation? were they having a serious conversation? most of the early episode always did this, they were having a conversation that was quite funny then the background music sets a deep tone that would portray seriousness then all of a sudden the character pulls out a joke.... Way to go for setting a tone man. But this is just a minor thing. Also it took them how many episodes to introduce those characters?!... But that's fine another minor thing.

But hey, this anime is not going out of here without a recommendation, I mean as a supernatural, action, comedy, mystery part that they should do? they've done it really really well, I mean the fighting scenes are awesome but not as much as you would expect from a summary that has the word "vampire, supernatural" in it.

To be honest, I don't really know what sucked me in from this anime, maybe its the fact that there are actually ecchi-full scenes in here and I didn't see a generic main character response for example: having nosebleeds. It's cool to see that this anime didn't take the routes that are very generic and predictable, you know being generic makes your anime as much as predictable as a ball rolling in the slide... IT GOES DOWN. Oh remember when anime's that are Harem-tastic always had the main character (the dude) do things to the girls.. No like each and everyone of them the dude has done something either romantic or ecchi--full. But again this anime doesn't take the generic Harem route, Araragi just saves them from the spirits that they have, no romantic stuff happened PERIOD.

Oh and by the way, they referenced a meme here and a bunch of other things, try guessing them.
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The Legendary Nitpicking Division

1.Like what I said earlier BACKGROUND MUSIC
- to set a tone in a conversation between the main characters are important, don't just flip a coin...

2.The TEXT when the anime starts
- They are too fast to be read, some of them are probably not important but some may. If the watchers doesn't know something important its their fault that they just put TEXT that are too fast to be read in the start of the show.
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Another Round Of Thoughts (ONLY SPECIFIC THIS TIME)

1.Story - So the story is about Araragi finding a bunch of girls who has bad spirits in them that cause them harm to themselves and to others now as Araragi found every single girl he tries to help them with the help of Oshino Meme (HE IS NOT MOE)... Ah, basically I just simplified the story a little bit. that story is enough to keep you invested probably on watching the show as to how it would unfold and don't be discouraged about the story if you want to watch it or not because of my dumb summary. But the story is fine, I tell you its ENOUGH to keep you watching the anime even if its for the story.

2.Artwork - Seriously different from the usual cutesy type of art styles for characters. They have detailed noses, the eyes are much detailed... Oh and by the way cool gore and violence at some part of the show. But still its not as realistic as those early anime's like those guys with seriously realistic proportioned faces and the shadings make them look more manlier.. GAR man... GAR.. Also don't forget about those doraemon style artworks that they do.. Defintely... I dunno what to say about them, it probably just adds more expression to the characters.

3.OP and ED - Okay there are a bunch of OP's and ED's... So let me just sum them up. The OP's shows the characters that are coming up next, that's kinda cool, the Op's are still cool even though they change, most of them are good and the only ED.. Is by far the only ED I saw that looks particularly like Panty and Stocking but don't get me wrong its a good ED

4.Fanservice - (Please, when I don't judge how good an anime is just because of fanservice, I only say how MUCH is the fanservice in here to warn the watchers not to measure how good the anime is based on fanservice, so stop emailing me about as to why I talk about fanservice everytime in a review) Anyway the fanservice in this anime is probably the usual although some are really... How should I put it.. The one with Sengoku was like the same rate of moe-ness as that of Touwa Erio but again the fanservice in this anime is not so much and not so little, still fanservice though so if you dig an anime without so much of it then this anime is still fine.

5.Comedy in it - Well, some of the jokes are slapstick some are through words and some are culture based and some are strictly will be understood by people who know how to write in japanese (Hirigana, Katakana, Kanji) but hey, even though they have those kinds of jokes that are strictly for those who know it, they still have the other jokes to keep it alive, which is sometimes laughable, sometimes makes you smile but not the kind of jokes where you are going to be sitting down in the middle of the day and when you remember it, it would make you laugh like an idiot.

6.Action in it - THUMBS UP on the action kid, if you're digging action this is probably a good anime to dig in, but if you're the kind of viewer who gets mad if something doesn't happen within a minute or two, kindly please get the hell out of here.

7.Romance in it - Okay... Romance?... What romance? oh SenjouRagi? well this anime didn't really showed the kind of generic romance you would expect in a romance genre, more like it was just shown that they had something (I don't want to spoil) and boom that's it and then back to saving those girls with bad spirits. But there is one part of this anime where it was about the two indeed, better savour that episode if you dig romance.

8.Entertainment rate - It's an anime that is never the tedious and boring type one where the conversations just go on and on, they always crack in a few jokes every few minutes or so and when the action comes in its gonna be good. Also who doesn't get bored when there are always flashing images that you might as well keep up with when you're watching Bakemonogatari. So for short, its entertaining as hell.

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OP and ED

OP 1

OP 2


OP 3 

OP 4


OP 5

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So This Anime
Pass, Average, Fail

Definitely one good anime, I can't even believe that a few people only saw this. But I suppose to the people who saw this they would agree to me that the first time they saw the weirdness and the uncanny images, that was the point that they probably got sucked in the anime (probably just me) this anime is definitely the one of those anime's that you shouldn't be missing if you're getting into the idea of being an otaku. So basically, I say that this anime is a PASS!

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Link To This Anime
(http://www.animeultima.tv/watch/bakemonogatari-english-subbed-dubbed-online/)
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Advised To

1.People who like the uncanny traits of anime's
2.People who are new to the anime world
3.People who wants to get a non generic harem
4.People who would like a GUY main character that is not being battered by generic anime girls (especially in harems)
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Anyway, sorry guys if I wasn't so active.. But the usual reason is, I'm lazy so bear with me.. Well, that's all for now, see you..





Sunday, September 16, 2012

Anime Tear Jerkers (Rant #13)

Okay, so long time again that I haven't wrote anything, currently I'm on the verge of sidestepping a pothole only to fall off a bridge.... Oh wait...

Anyway, lets talk about cheap anime's that just use a bunch of tear jerkers to make the viewers give a shit about the anime or change the feeling of the viewer towards the damn anime and etc (and I may even talk about something else during this rant).

So basically, I myself cried in a few REAL and LEGIT tearjerker anime's (Clannad, Anohana, K-On, SW) Okay maybe not SW, I just pulled out a little tear out of my eye because of the total fucking sweetness of Eila and Sanya, anyway... What is it with anime's these days and them being in a blackhole whereas the center of the blackhole are TEARJERKER SCENES, I mean in order to actually achieve a legit and should be TEARJERK-ABLE scene they must successfully make the viewers care about the main characters and not just pull off a dandy tearjerking scene (which is just a fucking cheap move and should be brought down)

And why should it be brought down? these things are basically the mainstream shit now, same goes with ecchi and moe, with all these mainstream crap, anime developers and manga makers tend to bend towards whats mainstream and instead of making a new and unique anime or manga, instead they make another piece of crap that is to say an anime with ecchi scenes, moe main characters, and cheap ass tearjerker scenes or sometimes it may not have some tearjerking scenes... ALSO I'M LOOKING AT YOU BOKU WA TOMODACHI GA SAKUNAI S2.

Also let me point this out, WHY THE HELL DID YOU GIVE THIS ANIME ANOTHER SEASON!?
I thought the cliffhanger at the end was enough? (and it wasn't even that much of a cliffhanger) a fucking fanboy told me that there needs to be more episodes to show what they did after that, WELL OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY DID AFTER THAT, the point is will it be enough to make a GOOD fucking ANIME? or a DECENT one at least?

Of course not, it's the same with naruto who can't stop banging about itself that it forgot to put out story episodes and now it lives underground disposing filler episodes with its mouth and carefully knitting a story connected episode every once in a while.






If you really think that having cheap moe, ecchi, tearjerker scenes is good then you are WRONG and should be sent to the purgatory for this massive delusion of yours. I know some are obviously targeting a gender but they didn't say that specifically also its "entertainment" and entertainment is not usually limited to one thing, especially media entertainment (which includes anime of course).

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Anime Review: K-On The Movie

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Well... I finally know how the story as to how Tenshi Ni Fureta Yo was formed... Anyway, that's about actually it on the K-On The Movie, but frankly who gives a shit? What people should expect from this movie is whatever it is that's going to happen in the movie itself.



Information On This Anime
Type: Movie
Episodes: 1
Status: Finished Airing
Aired: Dec 3, 2011
Producers: Kyoto Animation
Genres: Comedy, Music, School, Slice of Life
Duration: 1 hr. 50 min.
Rating: PG-13 - Teens 13 or older

Plot synopsis: Graduation draws near for Yui, Ritsu, Mio and Tsumugi, the four 3rd-year students of the Light Music Club. They, together with Azusa, decide to go on a post-graduation trip. Their destination, decided by lot, is London!
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Comments And Thoughts About It
Well... What can I say, the simple K-On franchise from start to finish grew up into this?...

Anyway, about the movie, I can't really think of anything much more to say. Its because its a slice of life, its everyday life in the eyes of the characters, what the characters do is pretty much the SUBSTANCE of the movie and the anime.

But I like how they maintained the same magic that the anime series did, some anime's get kinda over hyped over the news that they'll get a green lit to a movie version that they trip and fall to the darkest of places and then decide to make the movie there. For short the movie becomes sucky rather than be BETTER than the anime series.

Also that's another question that some people asked me, was K-On the Movie better than the series? I wouldn't really say its better, but it works as a movie and it has some UPGRADES that the series didn't have. The only complaint I can think of is, the fans and the annoying people who just asks for something that the GIVER can GIVE. For example, the fans keep asking for more whilst knowing that this kind of substance is not enough to make a LONG LONG series and 2nd the people who asks for something.... Now I can't believe this idiots ask for "NEW STUFF" I mean what's gonna be new here has already been talked about, read about, released about by kakifly and yes I'm talking about the college manga of K-On.

Lets pause for a sec and finally think of a complaint. I think the complaint I'm going to put on the table is that, why can't they use the full song? I mean seriously, your going to perform your songs HTT, DO A FULL VERSION NOW SINCE THIS IS A MOVIE! But I digress, there was a part where Yui did an awesome "ONE MORE TIME" moment for Gohan Wa Okazu.. That was pretty much something NEW that I didn't see... Also, PLEASE IF YOUR GOING TO PUT ON FUWA FUWA TIME YOU CAN JUST SHOW US THE ENTIRE SONG AGAIN. Why do they have to put on shortcuts for that song?.. I mean they've shown it many times in the series, but this is the movie version of the anime, they should put ALL INTO IT!

Well all those complaints aside I can definitely say that this is one of those movies that will be remembered by those who watched it, since we got a unique kinda movie over here, seriously, since when did I see an Anime movie like this? this is actually the first time I've seen a slice of life anime get a movie.. And I can definitely say that this Movie doesn't get out of here without a recommendation, so go watch it, its awesome..
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The Legendary Nitpicking Division

1.*sigh* Again, I'm going to point this out.. Full songs PLEASE..
- Seriously, its a movie and they can finally put a full song performance..

2.They should've done more stuff in london..
- It felt more like a time-taking pie.. Where they just had to put that in there before the main event.

3.The HTT members...
- THEY EASILY GET PHOBIAS OR WHAT?!...
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 [Scoring]                                             Ratings On This Anime
1 = YOU FAIL / Eeh? I only saw a quarter of fanservice     (the 2nd sentence is for fanservice ratings)
2 = MEH! / I guess there's not much fanservice
3 = A Shrug / Hmmm, There is! Fanservice
4 = Somewhat it's kinda good / Woopsy daisy that's fanservice alright
5 = Average / Okay, Currently looking at more fanservice scenes
6 = Good / That's a daily dosage of fanservice
7 =  GOOD!! *Interested Eyes* / More fanservice!
8 = Very good / Much more fanservice
9 = Holy crap! It's awesome / Holy crap! I'm nosebleeding
10 = Perfect, now get out of here before I die of awesomeness from you / I think I'm swimming in my own blood, that came out from my nose.

1.Story 6/10 - Looks like this anime has some sort of STORY to it and it deserves some well examination... Again, its not really the greatest story in the book of stories but it works since it kinda explains some parts in the series that were not explained... Or just one EXPLANATION, AS TO HOW TENSHI NI FURETA YO WAS CREATED. Oh its not really a big spoiler... Any spoilers that I say here is not breathtaking since you know that everything will come to that point where they sing that song to Azusa..

2.Artwork 10/10 - Definitely well made artwork, I'm even gonna mention now that the animation was awesome and I think its safe to say that the improvement on the artwork and the animation on this movie is what divides it from being the same as the episodes from the anime series.

3.OP Song 9/10 - Definitely surprised me as to how much MOE was in there... But lets view this in another way. If it works as an OP for the K-On Movie or not?  It definitely does work as an OP for the cute-ish figure that is being imposed by the movie and the anime.
  ED Song 9/10 - Well, since we all know that Mio will always sing the ED songs in a pretty Mature and SERIOUS kinda way, we might as well say that this is not the kind of ED that fits but every person who watched the K-On franchise will absolutely just accept the ED.. And I may say that... THE ED IS AWESOME that's why I rated it 9/10, I'm judging it by the MUSIC.

4.Fanservice 0/10 - Lol, first time I ever rated 0 in here, meaning that there is no FANSERVICE whatsoever in this MOVIE, don't expect those bland panty shots from below and the bland ecchi characters that get repeated every now and then when the producers can't make a god damn competent character.

5.Comedy in it 6/10 - Not really like KoreZom where there was buckets of comedy, but I think its fair to say that this movie kinda brought some comedy into the table, it just doesn't do ENOUGH comedy.

6.Entertainment Rate 6.5/10 - I think this movie's selling point was... LONDON... But anywho about the entertainment rate, well, I remember watching Bruce Almighty and I got a load of ENTERTAINMENT from that 1 hr movie. My point is, K-On isn't really the bucket full of entertainment, the SERIES was the bucket full of entertainment, this is kinda like a GIFT for the fans and the hardcore LOVERS of K-On.
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ED SONG

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So this Movie?
Pass, Average, Fail

Well, I think the answer is kinda gonna be TWO here, if your a fan of the series I would definitely say that this will be a PASS but if you just stumbled on the movie and decided to watch it, I would say that you should start at Season 1 and Season 2 then watch the movie so you get the FEELING and what the movie is trying to IMPOSE on you, and to start that sentence again, if you just stumbled on the movie and never watched S1 and S2 of K-On, I think it would be an AVERAGE.

Also, I don't really see how you can view this as a fail, I know that fuck all else happens in the movie but expecting that certain something whilst knowing that it will never be given out is just wrong and you would be deserve to be called a FAIL.

I kinda want to point out too that I love how they just push how the viewers can give a damn about the characters. Lol, that's about it...
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Link To This Movie
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 Advised To
1.The big fans of K-On
2.The people who love the SOL genre (Slice Of Life)
3.Regular anime viewers who don't thirst for a big 1 on 1 against a godzilla and a t-rex
4.Regular anime viewers who don't ask for a fight between two characters all the time.
5.Those who already watched the entire S1 and S2 of K-On
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Well K-On, I didn't know you would grow up so big... I'm gonna miss this anime... *sigh*




Thursday, July 5, 2012

Hentai, the fans, the stupid fans, and the problems (Rant #12)


*Yawn* I think its been a long time since my rant, well I think its time for another one. For this rant I'm going to be talking about Hentai, the problems and also the fans. I'm a fan personally of hentai since it contains stuff that is HIDDEN to you when you were a child (not really) actually, porn and hentai are actually not really that surprising, the only reason why kids who haven't seen it yet or seen it twice are so excited about it is because parents are keeping it away from them, which makes them more curious about it. Imagine if they didn't actually hide those things from them, then it would be bland when they've seen it about a gazillion times already.

Anyway, I'm here to talk about Hentai, so lets talk about the damn subject. So about Hentai..... I don't really need to explain that to you, it contains 2 people or a group of people or 1 alien thing and another person, etc. And I think you already know what will happen right?...

So, actually I think I'm going to talk about the fans..

One thing I noticed about the fans is when a NTR tag from a doujinshi comes in, they would practically put all the bad words and point it towards it. Also here's what NTR means:

 Netorare, also referred to as NTR or cuckold, is a genre where the intent is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy or distress in the reader. A direct translation of the word results in the definition "having your lover taken from you" or "to have something taken from you while you sleep". This is often accomplished by having main protagonist's loved one seduced away from them, with or without their knowledge.

Okay, so basically, some of the fans of Hentai make do big a deal of the NTR tag and actually hate it...

I think this undermines the whole purpose of Hentai itself, I think what Hentai is, IS ACTUALLY FAP MATERIAL. Seriously, who the hell cares about plot in a Hentai, if you already know that there will be SEX  somewhere in those parts?

I don't really get those idiots but they freaking undermine the point of it.

Anyway here are also, THE PROBLEMS and by problems the idiots who think this is some impure crap.

To tell you the truth, nothing is WRONG with Hentai or Porn, Sex or some other crap doesn't really make sense until you give some SENSE to it, which happens when does people who say "YUCK, WHAT IS THAT?! I HATE THAT, NO NO NO NO!"

And actually what I think is this... What the hell is there to YUCK about?... Or make a big deal about?..

I seriously don't see what they see but what I think is they are being irrational idiots again and as if they wont do something like that *sigh* even, screw the Virgin Mary, she doesn't exist.

Anyway, this is just a short rant and I just wanted something to talk about or make a rant about, maybe I'll make a longer rant later.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Anime Review: Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka? Of The Dead (KoreZom S2)

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Finally, an anime where I can just say that we can screw whatever is in the plot and just enjoy whatever the hell is happening on the screen, that thing is brought to you by "Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka? Of The Dead"


Information On This Anime

Related Anime:
Prequel: Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?
Information:
Alternative Titles: Is This a Zombie? of the Dead, Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? 2, Koreha Zombie Desu ka? Jigokuhen, Kore ha Zombie Desu ka? Jigokuhen, Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? Jigokuhen
Type: TV, 10 episodes
Year: Apr 5, 2012 to ?
Age rating: R – 17+ (violence & profanity)
Summary:
Second season of “Kore wa Zombie desu ka?”
Genres:Action, Comedy, Ecchi, Magic

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Comments On The Anime And Thoughts On It

Aaah, I gotta love how this anime just didn't give a crap about the plot and just gone on with the comedy and   the cavalcade of ecchi scenes hand to hand with the screwed up new characters. But I swear you can just take this anime out and just sit down with some popcorn on your hand and watch it, you won't be needing any spreadsheet to see if the plot is there and working good and if you want the plot so badly then go read the Light Novel or Manga version of it, also there's Wikipedia if you want explanations. But then again the only explanation you'll get is insubstantial, you won't need it, you'll just throw it on the bin.

So let's get back to the point of this anime, it's just here to entertain us with simple yet awesome comedy and action with a little spice of ecchi, but I wouldn't really believe that this season contained a lot of action, it was just a bunch of scenes open for comedy and ecchi, so practically the action part was screwed right over and is now being thrown to the farthest landfill possible.

*Cough Cough* Also please don't look forward to love relationships in this anime, no matter how many times the characters get sweet or something, in this anime, it will never HAPPEN. Gotta tell you this right now so you could stop getting your hopes up or getting the same emotions as the other characters when they go lovey-dovey with their own partners.

Well, I should also point out to you, the characters here just do not give a flying fuck... I mean seriously, Ayumu is tasked to take down Chris and the supposed person that would totally eradicate Chris is just there drinking and doing some drawing's of some doujinshi's also she's being voiced by Ami Koshimizu, the only person that I would totally go lesbian on... Since she voiced Charlotte Yeager too from SW. Also, if your expecting the characters to be consistent on what they're supposed to do, then don't expect much...

I suggest you just watch it and just not expect anything, because those expectations will be crushed.
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The Legendary Nitpicking Division

1.Am I the only one who thinks that the characters do not give a fuck anymore if they are foe and friends?
- Seriously, they just hang out now...

2.Why is Dai-sensei making it hard as it is?!
- I'm gonna slap her upside the face..

3.Characters being a little bit too inconsistent?..
- But I digress, since this is a comedy anime, any reference to the plot or past plots is put under spiked shoes and stomped to death

4.Good thing this is a comedy
- Because at some parts of the show, I always said "I can't even comprehend anymore", meaning that the show sometimes doesn't make sense but I'm not really gonna down this anime because it doesn't make sense, rather... IT'S FUNNY AS A MAN BEING TICKLED WITH THE ULTIMATE TICKLING MACHINE.

5.The character's interest in Ayumu
- I just noticed that almost all of them have some sort of interest in Ayumu, you can certainly call this.. A FUCKING HAREM!

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 [Scoring]                                             Ratings On This Anime
1 = YOU FAIL / Eeh? I only saw a quarter of fanservice     (the 2nd sentence is for fanservice ratings)
2 = MEH! / I guess there's not much fanservice
3 = A Shrug / Hmmm, There is! Fanservice
4 = Somewhat it's kinda good / Woopsy daisy that's fanservice alright
5 = Average / Okay, Currently looking at more fanservice scenes
6 = Good / That's a daily dosage of fanservice 
7 =  GOOD!! *Interested Eyes* / More fanservice!
8 = Very good / Much more fanservice
9 = Holy crap! It's awesome / Holy crap! I'm nosebleeding
10 = Perfect, now get out of here before I die of awesomeness from you / I think I'm swimming in my own blood, that came out from my nose.

1.Story 3/10 - You can screw the story over but the story is linear not like TMOHS, but seriosuly, AGAIN, why the hell would you care for story if its a comedy?... You can just disregard this.

2.Artwork 8/10 - Pretty much, the artwork is your standard cutesy girls and the cool looking guy, its pretty much the standard style now...

3.OP Song 7/10 - Personally, I didn't really like this OP, I would rather have the first season's OP rather than this one, but it still works as an OP so its just fine.
   ED Song 7/10 - That's a step up, from the slow-yet-fast ED from S1 to a energetically sounding music from a j-pop thing... Somehow I kinda despise the other J-songs, I'm only in it for the heavy guitar parts on some songs

4.Fanservice 8/10 - It's fanservice-tastic... that's it...

5.Comedy in it 9/10 - Since this anime is all about the comedy, thank Haruhi they did a good job at this.. If they did a bad job at this then this anime would be probably thrown out of its big gigantic ass...

6.Action in it 7/10 - definitely not as action packed as the first season did... To tell you the truth the action in this anime was cut down to its underpants... So basically, you can't expect much action..

7.Entertainment Rate 10/10 - Perfect score, ONLY IF, you have the right MIND to think that you're only in this for the reason of LAUGHING and TO HAVE AWESOME THINGS happening in your screen, but if you have the mind of a stupid idiot who can't go with anime's having no good plot or any wishy washy things then you may have missed my POINT.

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So This Anime?
Pass, Average, Fail

If not for its comedy I would definitely say that this anime is average, but no, since we are watching anime's to get entertained and also to get a story, Korezom S2 did a pretty well job at comedy which is ENTERTAINMENT spelled backwards... Just joking, but I would say though that this anime is a definite PASS, If you go in with the right mindset like what I said earlier, for example you wouldn't want to expect a great story or great character development or the characters learning something, it's just pure mindless COMEDY! and if this makes me an idiot then call me Ms.Idiot Mcspacky Pants but I rather be entertained in my stupid head rather than incredibly bored in my big genius mind.

Also this anime is not getting out of here without a recommendation, I would definitely recommend this anime for the kind of person who just doesn't get enough laughs out of anime's these days, since most of them are about half-assed comedy slash slice of life anime's that doesn't even make anybody laugh even Ms.Idiot Mcspacky Pants over here, seriously whoever the hell thinks they can pull off the same trick that K-On, Clannad, Toradora, Anohana, and Lucky Star did deserves to get pounded in the head several times, we already have a cavalcade of those already we don't need anymore of those, unless you're sure that you can make a compelling, good, funny, awesome or anything that's good in what your thinking of then go, but don't make a half-assed samey anime (I'm talking about you anime developers)

I'm sorry this is getting quite tangental to the original point, Point is that Korezom is funny as hell and you should try it out to get laughs.
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Advised To
1.People who rooted for a S2 for KoreZom
2.Fans of Korezom
3.Perv's/ Lolicons/ Girls attracted to other girls/
4.People who love to get a laugh or to watch a comedy show
5.People who don't want to understand the plot
6.People who just wants to go with the flow
7.People who love short anime seasons

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I guess you could say... ( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) they came back.. FROM THE DEAD...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

If you have questions, suggestions, or anything send me an email at konataizumi23@gmail.com, Bye!



Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Movie Review: God Bless America

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Say what you will say about this movie being crap, but I will applaud it as hard as I could until my hands feel numb and it bleeds all over with goats coming right off of it instead of real blood.

So, God Bless America... It's just a plain straight to the point movie, there are too many idiots in america and they need to be killed.

Now, that would be bland in text but I will assure you if you realize that the society we live in nowadays are just too, idiotic, unashamed, no decency... Then like what the characters did, you'd go on killing the people that deserve to die. I know this is a bit profound coming off from me, but I think to myself that the characters in the film would probably kill me too since I'm a misanthropic jerk but they kill people who pollute society and make it worse rather than making it good and more joyful.

Let me tell you what the characters did, oh by the way, this is a spoiler so you might as well put a sack on your head and never read this. Okay, so here we got FRANK, he's just your average joe, living a normal life, you know, like myself?... Whereas he has been dealing with a lot of crap from the NEW SOCIETY (I.E. Teenagers being too much of a spoiled brat, people who just talks about what happens on the
T.V. without making good substance of it and stupid stuff on the TV and the radio, basically mass media)
 now because of those crap from society, he has little imaginations (at the first part) of what he would do if they don't go and do the proper protocols of society or should I say, the PROPER social convention. Anyway, one day he got fired, decided he wanted the kill himself but as he was going to kill himself, he see's this CHLOE on T.V. acting like a spoiled brat, telling her parents that she wants an Escalade instead of what she got and take note, she wasn't even saying thanks, she was also saying that she's the one working whereas she is NOT the one working, her dad does.

Now, since Frank has had enough with this spoiled, annoying, indecent, squeeling, screaming, loud idiot, he decides to take the chevrolet that his asshole neighbor has (asshole, because he parks a little bit too close from others that the other car can't get the hell out of his parking space) anyway, he takes the car and goes to a trip to the school where this CHLOE stupid girl goes, now... He's there meets another girl she doesn't know and tells him that he's a perv and now he kills chloe, hand cuffed to the wheel of her new car that her parents got her, Frank was going to burn it with a cloth down the gas tank but the cloth was blown in the wind so he just kills chloe with a 45. cal pistol, He then sees the girl that called him a perv and told him that he was AWESOME or some other line probably, I can't remember...

Now let's fast forward a little bit to the part where the girl meets frank and they go on a quest to kill all these little motherfuckers who pollute the society with more of their crap, people who go to the movies and never turn off their phones and TALK while their at it, people who says GOD HATES FAGS AND JEWS, do they really think that their god is that judging?, people who say the WORST things to a person who has fatal disabilities(an old person, can't even protect himself), People on T.V. that think some guy who can't sing that good has the TALENT of a person like Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson or Bon Jovi or Alice Cooper...

Anyway, they kill those little idiots who think like that and DO it like that, there was even a part that they kill a mean person which is mean like me, but I keep my MEAN thoughts to myself and just don't get close with them so I don't make a fuss or pollute to the society, but this guy is just straight MEAN he jus,,t gushes it out like a hole in a pool. Anyway, Frank and the girl has to split ways because she lied about her parents because she wanted to go so badly because she wants to leave the "stupid normal being forced to become like this and being forced to be like that" kind of life which is kinda not my reason but my reason would be to go with him to kill these unfunny, uninteresting, annoying, polluting, stupid idiots. So they split their roads while the girl is with their parents and Frank is planning to kill every little motherfucker at the show AMERICAN SUPERSTAR which is kinda like American Idol in a nutshell or not even a nutshell, IT IS american idol, a bunch of untalented people being labeled as TALENTED. I admit though at first I thought they were the saving grace of the music industry but after a while they seem to forget what they were supposed to do, I would go down their house and give them a lecture about what is good and what is CRAP.

Long story short, Frank goes on the stage on live TV while he makes his oh precious POINT why he is doing this "killing the idiots spree" good thing he's on live TV and then he makes one of the judges dance and sing the awful song while being boo'd and laughed at, just to know what it would make him feel, anyway forget about that stupid steven clark guy(if you know this movie already)...

Anyway, I would say that this movie is great, it has its crappy side which is somewhat a little bit of crap but the message it delivers is CLEAR and CONCISE and because of that, I literally want every single pollutant in the world watch it, I know I somehow pollute in this ever expanding stupid society of ours but the very least I can do is make a VALID POINT, keep the misanthrope stuff to myself and never talk to any uninteresting people, only go to things that I like like anime conventions and game conventions or anything that I like and never do the stuff these annoying people do.

So basically, this movie has the message that I want people to hear about and reconsider what they do with their everyday life... That's all... and I'll stop the Bye-Nee shit.. I'm tired of it anyway...

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